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Alcohol QuickQuotes

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Huge collection of alcohol related quotes, including quotes about beer, wine, whiskey, vodka, etc., quotes on drinking, on being drunk and many more. Easily browse and manage the quotes using our QuickQuotes app.

Some of the famous names quoted in our collection include:  Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Humphrey Bogart, Homer Simpson, Winston Churchill, Dave Barry, Ernest Hemingway, Drew Carey, Plato, Benjamin Franklin, Aristotle, Angelina Jolie, Henny Youngman, Jim Morrison, Louis Pasteur and many more.

  • Over 310+ carefully selected quotes
  • Bookmark favorite quotes
  • Search quotes
  • Share quotes - Facebook/Twitter/Email/Messages
  • Shake for random quote
  • Swipe up/down to change wallpapers
    (over 35 beautiful wallpapers included)
  • Swipe left/right to see next/previous quote
  • Font is configurable
  • Supports iPhone and iPad (including retina displays)



Sample Quotes
  • "I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up, that's best they feel all day" - Frank Sinatra

  • "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart

  • "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

  • "Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." - George Bernard Shaw

  • "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman

  • "Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

  • "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." - Catherine Zandonella 

  • "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" - Stephen Wright

  • "Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, neither does the milk." - Unknown

  • "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W.C. Fields