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Funny Geek QuickQuotes

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Huge collection of the funniest geek quotes around. They are absolutely hilarious ! Easily browse and manage the quotes using our QuickQuotes app.


  • 150 carefully selected quotes
  • Bookmark favorite quotes
  • Search quotes
  • Share quotes - Facebook/Twitter/Email/Messages
  • Shake for random quote 
  • Swipe up/down to change wallpapers
    (over 35 beautiful wallpapers included)
  • Swipe left/right to see next/previous quote
  • Font is configurable
  • Supports iPhone and iPad (including retina displays)



Sample Quotes

  • "Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google."

  • "There is no place like"

  • "Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken."

  • "When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers."

  • "If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0"

  • "To err is human... to really foul up requires the root password."

  • "Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows."

  • "COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key"

  • "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t."

  • "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."