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Huge collection of quotes by Jay Leno. Easily browse and manage the quotes using our QuickQuotes app.

James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno (born April 28, 1950) is an American stand-up comedian, television host and writer who succeeded Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show in 1992. 

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Sample Quotes

  • The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

  • George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working out. He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much.

  • John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion?

  • Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said his lieutenant governor will be Xena, Warrior Princess.

  • After seeing Condit last night, we now realize how great a liar Clinton was.

  • In California, 50 women protested the im pending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong president.

  • For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

  • This Ken Starr report is now posted on the Internet. I'll bet Clinton's glad he put a computer in every classroom.